In tumultuous times like these, we, the people, need all the help we can get. It is high time that the powers that be proactively request professional help by activating the Giant Stone Batman signal. I breathlessly await the arrival of the Giant Stone Batman to put our hapless community to rights. He’ll have plenty to keep himself occupied simply protecting inept drivers around the Hollywood crash-course designed by our fearless engineers at the Colorado Department of Transportation.

Actually, I kind of like the new “quasi-continuous” turn lane. I think they should have started it somewhere on the east side of Wolf Creek Pass.

Davitt M. Armstrong

Durango