It is interesting to note that in the King James Bible, the destruction of these two cities (along with three others) occurs in the Book of Genesis – the beginning of the Old Testament. If the biblical timeline is correct, this destruction happened about 1,700 years before the birth of Jesus, making it rather difficult to be a “born-again Christian.”

Archaeological evidence seems to show these frisky heathens met their sulfurous demise some 600 years prior to that. Clearing up this discrepancy will surely go a long way to ensure this great nation will become totally born-again and spare us from the horrible fate of those salty, sodomite scoundrels.

Steve Suess

Durango