Perhaps your weapon of choice for home protection is an assault rifle with a 15-round clip. If an intruder breaks into your home, you have 15 chances to convince that intruder to leave, either on his own or on a stretcher, with a destination of either the hospital or the morgue. If you cannot achieve success within 15 chances to do so, you are a menace to society, and you should not have possession of such a weapon. If you cannot achieve home defense success within 15 chances, you should not even be allowed to possess a single-shot BB gun.

Robert Konradi

Durango