Where is the Hollywood outrage? Are those tree-hugging left-wing liberals asleep? Don’t they know there is a presidential election coming up?

Maybe the EPA can beg BP, Exxon, Haliburton, Conoco-Phillips, BHP, APS, Aztec Well Service and some of the other energy-producing companies they have been bullying to bail the agency out of its self-inflicted mess. After all, these are desperate times. Just because the EPA has shut down a lot of coal mines and oil rigs, causing a lot of lost jobs, turned the Animas River orange and tripled the price of electricity and gasoline is no reason for the tax-paying public to carry a grudge, right? The EPA is part of our government. It is here to help us, right?

Now for the $64,000 question: Did EPA commit a criminal offense or was it just a bunch of good ol’ boys working for the government who had a bad day?

Line up, lawyers! Now is your chance to help the EPA sue itself.

Bob Heaton

Farmington