Then reality struck and suddenly your darling little omnivore hated – HATED, I say! – anything that even resembled a vegetable. Anything leafy and green or broccoli-like became particularly suspect. Well, welcome to the real world of parenting. We are told that eventually the kids will outgrow this frustrating stage. We are told that when they are 30 they won’t still wail when presented with salad at dinner.

And we cling to those assurances for comfort.

In the meantime, we created this child-friendly (OK, maybe just friendlier) salad with no greens (except some celery, which is easily left out if even that offends your youngster’s delicate sensibilities) in a (perhaps foolhardy) attempt to help you get something healthy into your delightful offspring.

If your kid prefers finger food, feel free to leave everything in bigger chunks so they can pick and eat each item one at a time.