8:03 a.m. Someone reported that their welder was stolen from somewhere along Colorado Highway 151.
8:17 p.m. A stranded 18-wheeler was blocking both lanes of traffic on County Road 310.
8:25 a.m. Someone reported that their neighbor’s dog was “viciously” barking at them on U.S. Highway 550.
6:18 a.m. Someone’s RV was missing a door at the Lucky Few Tow Lot.
12:39 p.m. A woman’s pigs and chickens were being chased by her neighbor’s dog on County Road 223.
2:26 p.m. A man was “throwing gang signs” at a passerby on County Road 203 north of Durango.
10:30 a.m. Someone was teaching their daughter how to dial 911 when they accidentally dialed 911 on Oak Drive.
4:37 p.m. Someone created an unsafe gun range on their property on Colonial Drive.
6:18 p.m. A woman was running around naked on Florida Road (County Road 240).
11:03 p.m. A man was looking into someone else’s house with a flashlight on Oak Drive.
11:10 a.m. A man’s son was missing on West North Street.
12:10 a.m. Someone called deputies to request extra patrols on Florida Road due to an ongoing issue with vehicles hitting squirrels.
3:44 p.m. Someone’s ex-employee was not returning their work equipment somewhere in La Plata County.
9:36 p.m. Someone called deputies to report a bear sitting in the middle of U.S. Highway 550.
12:44 a.m. A horse was running down the Colorado Highway 151.
3:56 a.m. A drunken man was trying to fight people on U.S. Highway 160.
5:24 p.m. Several people riding in a soft-top Volkswagen down West College Drive were drinking while driving, including the driver.
1:44 p.m. Someone was burning trash in a trash can on County Road 314.
Most items in this column are taken from logs of calls made to authorities. Their accuracy may not have been verified by an investigation.