In this election year, what would any self-serving, egomaniacal, attention-glutton billionaire need to focus on in order to maintain his life goals, to stay on his destined path? Why, of course, run for president. Keep the people thinking of me, seeing me; they must, must, must all be focused on me! If I just open my mouth and let my disengaged brain say whatever it says, it works. The people react, they talk about me on talk shows, public radio, headline news. I have no shame. Negative attention is better than none at all. Yes! I am fulfilling my destiny today and tomorrow I will do the same thing because this is working for me.

High chance he is not thinking ahead to what life of a president would mean on a daily basis. He does not have enough foresight for such thinking and as long as he daily sticks to his goal – open mouth, insert foot, get attention, let the world be focused on me, that’s all I need in this life – there is no room in my brain for any other thoughts, such as world peas (something like that). I am tremendous and eminent.

Barbara Fleming

Durango